Live In The City
With Frank Proctor 10:00am - 3:00pm
What a treat for Zoomers in the GTA — a live radio show that celebrates life in the city, with all sorts of information about events and activities; plus a listener request show at noon and the best of the best music — all hosted by Frank Proctor.
March 6
Digital Conference Toronto: This full-day event is focused on effectivley marketing products and services in the Digital Age, Wednesday March 13th at the Fairmont Royal York
Frank’s wife, Di Nyland Proctor, director/choreographer of “The Fantastics” Garden City Productions Opening Saturday March 13th at Mandelville Theatre, Ridley College St.Catharines.
Later, Lorraine Kinsma Theatre for Young People 165 Yonge St East – The Monster Under the Bed North American premier Thursday, March11th.
Frank’s Funnybone
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.
Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW…
Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
